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Posted by ovalescent on 2006.04.26 at 00:17
Man today I was riding to work on my motorcycle and a mutant rape-gang started chasing me, right?

So I gunned it through the automatic doors at Wal-Mart and drove right into the frickin' store! I motored on over to the sports section and grabbed up all the doe estrus they had (with my non-throttle hand of course) and hurled them at the mutants. The smell drove them crazy and they soon set upon each other, a huge morass of tendrils, claws and feelers.

I hear it took the police and the Wal-Mart loss prevention team two days to get it all cleaned up!

Anyway, I finally got to work and it was time for spring cleaning. We spent eight hours killing rats the size of great danes with nothing but fire extinguishers and gumption. We're supposed to get hammers in May if the home office decides there's room in our store's budget!

I have to leave now, the horse tranquilizers and the laxatives are kicking in simultaneously!

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rileywells5774 at 2016-10-12 03:20 (UTC) (Link)
Anyway I finally got to work and it was time for spring cleaning We spent eight hours killing rats
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